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Today, I awoke in bed with my boyfriend and his dog. After some pushing and prodding, I thought my boyfriend was trying to move the dog out of the way to cuddle with me. It turns out, he was moving the dog closer to him. My boyfriend would rather spoon with his dog than me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24467) - you deserved it (4295)

On 09/28/2009 at 2:25pm - love - by chachi (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as "My other girlfriend." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32146) - you deserved it (2564)

On 09/28/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)