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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 688
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About toowie : :) small town girl, who reads fml when boredom strikes . My fiancé is in the army and I'm counting down the days until I see him again

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toowie's favorite FMLs

Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying "It's for my acne." FML

#21270394
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35305) - you deserved it (4193)

On 10/03/2014 at 11:08pm - health - by Disappointed -

Today, a customer told me that there was no way he was paying for his shopping. He then walked off. As it turns out, the customer IS always right. FML

#21259221
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31851) - you deserved it (2725)

On 09/16/2014 at 1:04am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I got more pleasure from itching the bed bug bites from sleeping over at my boyfriend's house than I got from actually sleeping with him. FML

#21255435
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35242) - you deserved it (4770)

On 09/09/2014 at 11:38pm - love - by Itchy Missy (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out I sent several embarrassing videos while under the influence of the meds I was given while getting my wisdom teeth out. When I asked my mom why she didn't take my phone, she said she tried but I started whining and growling at her. FML

Today, I was hiking down a steep hill, and I slipped. I instinctively grabbed the nearest object to me: a very prickly cactus. FML

#21249060
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34676) - you deserved it (3144)

On 08/31/2014 at 1:51pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML

#21244619
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30864) - you deserved it (5449)

On 08/24/2014 at 8:08pm - animals - by notmyrealname123 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my cat tried to jump up to the window, and missed. This would have been hilarious if I had not been sleeping under that same window, and then caught him with my face. FML

#21225823
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36468) - you deserved it (4064)

On 07/31/2014 at 1:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML

#21212869
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66913) - you deserved it (4888)

On 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm - love - by someonepleasehelpme (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

#21194154
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28811) - you deserved it (42135)

On 06/30/2014 at 7:39pm - kids - by BaWanda (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up again to a warm trickling sensation on my neck. It would seem my rabbit has a thing for doing his business on me to wake me up. FML

#21103637
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35546) - you deserved it (6922)

On 04/03/2014 at 12:36pm - animals - by Cali girl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after months of random vomiting with no apparent cause, I finally got some tests done. The doctor says there's nothing wrong with me and that it's all just in my head. Great. FML

#21043075
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40862) - you deserved it (3811)

On 01/28/2014 at 2:43pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML

#20000823
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26401) - you deserved it (1517)

On 08/03/2012 at 6:50pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Tabasco)



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