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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 578
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About toowie : :) small town girl, who reads fml when boredom strikes . I have two tats so far, work at a gun shop, play soccer and love puppies.. :)

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Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML


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On 08/24/2014 at 8:08pm - animals - by notmyrealname123 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my cat tried to jump up to the window, and missed. This would have been hilarious if I had not been sleeping under that same window, and then caught him with my face. FML


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On 07/31/2014 at 1:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML


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On 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm - love - by someonepleasehelpme (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML


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On 06/30/2014 at 7:39pm - kids - by BaWanda (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up again to a warm trickling sensation on my neck. It would seem my rabbit has a thing for doing his business on me to wake me up. FML


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On 04/03/2014 at 12:36pm - animals - by Cali girl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after months of random vomiting with no apparent cause, I finally got some tests done. The doctor says there's nothing wrong with me and that it's all just in my head. Great. FML


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On 01/28/2014 at 2:43pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML


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On 08/03/2012 at 6:50pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Tabasco)

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