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tootsie68's favorite FMLs
by Just_Me_88 / 08/18/2012 at 1:09am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/29/2012 at 1:27am / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I found my husband's journal, and along with it the real reason he took so long to show up to our wedding rehearsals last year. According to the journal, it was because he was too busy wooing a married mother of five and sticking his "slut-banger all up in that fat booty." FML
by divorce? i think so / 07/20/2012 at 10:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by oops123 / 07/16/2012 at 10:38am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/15/2012 at 8:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Sherry / 07/11/2012 at 9:29am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by moodyreallyrocks / 07/08/2012 at 8:30pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/07/2012 at 6:00pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by fail / 06/15/2012 at 11:36am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
by aranya / 06/14/2012 at 6:51pm / Netherlands (Overijssel) / Intimacy
by ww2freak / 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Sarah / 06/12/2012 at 12:59pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
Today, I went to the circus with my family. When we were looking at the animals during the break, an elephant took my purse with his trunk and ate it. It crushed my cellphone, camera, keys and wallet. After that, the circus director yelled at me for feeding poisonous stuff to his elephant. FML
by ILoveAnimals / 06/11/2012 at 3:14am / Austria (Wien) / Animals
by UnluckyGroom / 06/09/2012 at 7:04pm / United States (Washington) / Love
- Today, I was running late to work and noticed that my car keys weren't in the right spot. I quickly… Today, I arrived at my new job only to find out, that I wasn't supposed to be there, and the only… Today, during an extremely romantic moment of cuddling with my girlfriend she started to cry, turns…
- Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…