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tootsie68

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tootsie68

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 April 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2530
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About tootsie68 : Hello there! Thank you for creepily stalking me. You may go along your way now...

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tootsie68's favorite FMLs

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

#121869
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21457) - you deserved it (51548)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:43am - misc - by shilpajayseanfan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told a girl I liked her. She replied, "Don't". FML

#75697
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55869) - you deserved it (5234)

On 02/19/2009 at 2:08am - love - by grlks (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML

#70392
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73893) - you deserved it (4506)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

#67236
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42370) - you deserved it (18607)

On 02/18/2009 at 9:15am - love - by Sandra (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said "sorry I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

#38126
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40551) - you deserved it (3611)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:59pm - intimacy - by Mr. Hopeless (man) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

#18252
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14358) - you deserved it (155295)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Dulieu (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

#14737
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64912) - you deserved it (8059)

On 02/08/2009 at 7:37am - misc - by DC (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78741) - you deserved it (17267)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML

#2960
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16177) - you deserved it (38216)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:24am - work - by carboat - United States (California)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49029) - you deserved it (9102)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5906) - you deserved it (43050)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sends a text to one of his "friends" saying "I'm thinking of you". FML

#1878
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21876) - you deserved it (1936)

On 01/20/2009 at 11:20am - love - by Wolf - Trinidad and Tobago (Saint George)

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

#818
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25969) - you deserved it (7044)

On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

#777
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21558) - you deserved it (17402)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:00pm - love - by Faxshadow - United Kingdom (Hampshire)



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