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tootsie68

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1349
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About tootsie68 : Hello there! My name is Ala'a and I am from Egypt, though I was been raised in the United States. I live in Michigan, The Land of Bipolar Weather.

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Today, I told a girl I liked her. She replied, "Don't". FML

#75697
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55497) - you deserved it (5206)

On 02/19/2009 at 2:08am - love - by grlks (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML

#70392
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72516) - you deserved it (4409)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

#67236
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41344) - you deserved it (18318)

On 02/18/2009 at 9:15am - love - by Sandra (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said "sorry I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

#38126
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40290) - you deserved it (3571)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:59pm - intimacy - by Mr. Hopeless (man) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

#18252
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13205) - you deserved it (146975)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Dulieu (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

#14737
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62946) - you deserved it (7841)

On 02/08/2009 at 7:37am - misc - by DC (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76535) - you deserved it (16811)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML

#2960
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15976) - you deserved it (37730)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:24am - work - by carboat - United States (California)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46828) - you deserved it (8749)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5197) - you deserved it (39842)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sends a text to one of his "friends" saying "I'm thinking of you". FML

#1878
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20176) - you deserved it (1797)

On 01/20/2009 at 11:20am - love - by Wolf - Trinidad and Tobago (Saint George)

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

#818
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24392) - you deserved it (6761)

On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

#777
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19653) - you deserved it (16321)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:00pm - love - by Faxshadow - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

#727
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36459) - you deserved it (9211)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy - by shocked1 - Canada (Ontario)



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