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tootsie68

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2161
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About tootsie68 : Hello there! Thank you for creepily stalking me. You may go along your way now...

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tootsie68's favorite FMLs

Today, I drove into mah school. Literally drove into mah school. FML

#121869
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20016) - you deserved it (49346)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:43am - misc - by shilpajayseanfan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, I told a girl I liked her. She replied, "Don't". FML

#75697
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55778) - you deserved it (5226)

On 02/19/2009 at 2:08am - love - by grlks (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with mah boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess startd openly flirting with him, and askd him if he needd a booster chair for his daughter. FML

#70392
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73725) - you deserved it (4496)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)

I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here cuz he hered the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

#67236
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42251) - you deserved it (18579)

On 02/18/2009 at 9:15am - love - by Sandra (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I texted this grl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said "sorry I was having sex at the time u texted me. So how are you?" mega FML

#38126
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40436) - you deserved it (3600)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:59pm - intimacy - by Mr. Hopeless (man) - United States (Wyoming)

TODAY, I WOKE UP NEXT TO MA GIRLFRIEND. WEN SE ASKED ME TO PICK UP ER TONG FROM BIEND MA BED I REALIZED TERE WERE TWO. I DIDN'T PICK UP ERS. FML

#18252
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14307) - you deserved it (154473)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Dulieu (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. looool I'm a guy. FML

#14737
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64803) - you deserved it (8051)

On 02/08/2009 at 7:37am - misc - by DC (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78599) - you deserved it (17242)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I Woke Up An I'm Still In The Marine Corps . FML

#2960
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16120) - you deserved it (38101)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:24am - work - by carboat - United States (California)

TODAY... I DANCED WITH A GRL UNTIL THE BAR CLOSED. WE WENT BACK TO MY PLACE. SHE HAD A PENIS. FML

#2248
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48895) - you deserved it (9087)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy mah ass. My boss will be ere in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5876) - you deserved it (42899)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

TODAY..!! WHILE SITTING NEXT TO ME..!! MAH BOYFRIEND SENDS A TEXT TO ONE OF HIS ( FRIENDS ) SAYING ( I'M THINKING OF YOU )!! FML

#1878
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21763) - you deserved it (1927)

On 01/20/2009 at 11:20am - love - by Wolf - Trinidad and Tobago (Saint George)

2day I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better looool about mah own life . FML

#818
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25841) - you deserved it (7026)

On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I fell in love with a girl who usd to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

#777
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21457) - you deserved it (17351)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:00pm - love - by Faxshadow - United Kingdom (Hampshire)



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