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by Anonymous / 10/07/2009 at 7:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Konstantine / 10/05/2009 at 9:55am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love
by betchyo / 10/01/2009 at 2:10am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML
by SucksToBeMe / 09/28/2009 at 2:31pm / United States (Nevada) / Work
by ripfluffy / 09/28/2009 at 3:15am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by screwwyou / 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I had a blind date with a girl someone in my office set me up with. Before the waitress returned with our drinks, this girl asked me to go to her parent's house and pretend to be the father of her yet unborn child because the real father is a drug addict and in jail for stealing her dad's car. FML
by oh_its_true / 09/18/2009 at 3:23pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by HeShe / 09/06/2009 at 1:10pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by helenablitz / 08/28/2009 at 2:42am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by younggrammy / 08/20/2009 at 4:15pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
by Anonymous / 08/17/2009 at 4:21am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/10/2009 at 12:31pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/08/2009 at 6:16pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
by Anonymous / 08/06/2009 at 8:45pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML
by dundundadumb / 08/06/2009 at 5:25pm / United States (Texas) / Love