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tootsie68's favorite FMLs
by diskdude13 / 10/14/2009 at 9:48pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, my new girlfriend told me I don't snore when I sleep. Which is funny, since during the last year of my marriage, my ex-wife would make me sleep on the couch because my loud snoring kept her up. FML
by quietsleeper / 10/13/2009 at 7:07am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I was texting a girl that I've liked for some time. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied "texting and p.s. I love you". I replied by telling her my feelings for her. Turns out "p.s. I love you" was the name of the movie she was watching with her friends. FML
by pinoyson / 10/11/2009 at 5:24pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/07/2009 at 7:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Konstantine / 10/05/2009 at 9:55am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love
by betchyo / 10/01/2009 at 2:10am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML
by SucksToBeMe / 09/28/2009 at 2:31pm / United States (Nevada) / Work
by ripfluffy / 09/28/2009 at 3:15am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by screwwyou / 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I had a blind date with a girl someone in my office set me up with. Before the waitress returned with our drinks, this girl asked me to go to her parent's house and pretend to be the father of her yet unborn child because the real father is a drug addict and in jail for stealing her dad's car. FML
by oh_its_true / 09/18/2009 at 3:23pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by HeShe / 09/06/2009 at 1:10pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by helenablitz / 08/28/2009 at 2:42am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by younggrammy / 08/20/2009 at 4:15pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
by Anonymous / 08/17/2009 at 4:21am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/10/2009 at 12:31pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
- Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…