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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2677
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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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