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by Anon / 06/26/2014 at 12:03am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by AllisonMegan98 / 06/25/2014 at 10:54pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was talking to my boss about dogs and cats. I'm a dog person; he's a cat person. He told me that he likes cats better, because they are laid back and don't do anything all day. Before I could stop myself, I blurted out, "Just like you?" FML
by Respect101 / 06/25/2014 at 8:20pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Roy Lawson / 06/25/2014 at 8:19pm / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/25/2014 at 7:38pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love
by fredfredburger / 06/25/2014 at 1:45pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by failed dad / 06/25/2014 at 8:30am / Greece (Attiki) / Kids
Today, I picked up a co-worker from the airport. As she got in the car, she looked over at me and said, "I'm still not sleeping with you". This was our second conversation. The first is when she asked if I could pick her up from the airport. FML
by headdesk / 06/25/2014 at 1:41am / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy
Today, as a recruiter, I had an interview with a promising candidate for an open position at my company. The interview was going well until the candidate interrupted me halfway through to take a selfie. FML
by Sam / 06/25/2014 at 1:10am / United States (California) / Work
by pierced. / 06/25/2014 at 12:29am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by Razi_tail / 06/25/2014 at 12:13am / United States (Missouri) / Animals
Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML
by sadbuttrue. / 06/24/2014 at 9:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by massachusettsan / 06/24/2014 at 8:07pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, my friend excitedly told me about the number of guys who are romantically interested in her. I realized how pathetic my life is when all I could talk about in turn was the number of coupons I got to use today at the store. FML
by doubleCoupon / 06/24/2014 at 2:38pm / United States (California) / Love
by NehNehPwn / 06/24/2014 at 11:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
- Today, I woke up hung over and sad I had pissed away 27 years of sobriety. Then it occurred to me… Today, I woke up from a dream in which I was making passionate love with a beautiful woman. The bad… Today, like every other day, I woke up and made myself a cup of coffee using my French press. After…