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About tooLONGforYOU : Im Ryan.
Go to College, Im 23, I love to drink, party, chill with friends, guitar, hXc music, WRX STI.

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Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML


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