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About tooLONGforYOU : Im Ryan.
Go to College, Im 23, I love to drink, party, chill with friends, guitar, hXc music, WRX STI.
whitechapel, Deftones, Chino Moreno, Attack Attack!, The Acacia Strain, Atreyu, August Burns Red, Knives Exchanging Hands, Job for a Cowboy, Autoscan, Beneath the Sky, Blessthefall, Carnifex, Suicide Silence, Chelsea Grin, Hanni Kohl, Hanni Kohl, brokeNCYDE, BRING ME THE HORIZON, Emmure, With Blood Comes Cleansing, We Are the End, Underoath, This Runs Through, The Red Shore, Norma Jean, Nevea Tears, iwrestledabearonce, In This moment, In Fear and Faith, As An Aquarius, Life On Repeat, Amen The Animal, Greeley Estates, For Today, For the Fallen Dreams, Fear Before, Fear Before The March of Flames, Factory 81, The Eyes of a Traitor, Every Time I Die, Drop Dead, Gorgeous, A Day To Remember, The Devil Wears Prada, Dance Gavin Dance, Chiodos, We Butter the Bread With Butter, Asking Alexandria, and more.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML
Friday 3 July 2015