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  • Number of visits : 325
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Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML

#21303227
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8209) - you deserved it (750)

On 11/21/2014 at 8:51am - misc - by UTRejected (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was rock climbing. I had my equipment on and I saw a really cute girl. I went for the hardest climb in the gym, and while jumping up to grab the rock, I simultaneously farted, missed the rock, fell to the mat and broke my arm in the process. FML

#21303024
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12223) - you deserved it (5848)

On 11/20/2014 at 10:25pm - misc - by AOart1st (man) - United States (California)

Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML

#21302927
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14604) - you deserved it (973)

On 11/20/2014 at 7:29pm - work - by spreadburger - United States (Florida)

Today, my boss said he's worried about our network, because "Wifi's all in the air. People could spy on us from anywhere!" I sarcastically said "My god, you're right!" and suggested switching to tin-foil ethernet cables to stop the signal escaping. He told me to do it ASAP. This moron makes five times my salary. FML

#21302784
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20834) - you deserved it (2291)

On 11/20/2014 at 3:15pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

#21302695
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19853) - you deserved it (1517)

On 11/20/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML

#21302094
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25144) - you deserved it (5040)

On 11/19/2014 at 1:44pm - misc - by limpdick9 - United States (California)

Today, I spent 20 minutes arguing with the class dipshit, trying to convince her that wifi hot-spots are not in fact saunas powered by wifi. FML

#21302021
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24010) - you deserved it (2778)

On 11/19/2014 at 10:09am - misc - by Donutsarelife - United States

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

#21301400
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36826) - you deserved it (3074)

On 11/18/2014 at 1:57pm - misc - by steak through the heart - United States (California)

Today, it was the fourth time I've had major dental work done, because my dentist messed up my root canal. After almost a dozen needles, three missed work days, over $1,000, and 2 broken tools, I only have a tiny, barely-successful filling to show for it. FML

#21301373
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26853) - you deserved it (2548)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:45pm - health - by hatemydentist - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML

#21301367
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32930) - you deserved it (3219)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:26pm - misc - by drugsforthugs - United States (California)

Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML

#21301160
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27967) - you deserved it (2163)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:35am - animals - by blindsparrow - United States (California)

Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML

#21301098
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28810) - you deserved it (3630)

On 11/17/2014 at 11:16pm - work - by HereToLaughAtU (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, after realizing my flashcards had fallen out of my binder, I asked my teacher if I could quickly go to my locker to get them. She said no and told me to go sit down. As soon as class ended, I went to my locker and brought them to her. Her response? "Why didn't you ask me to get these during class?" FML

#21301020
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30567) - you deserved it (2076)

On 11/17/2014 at 10:10pm - work - by ohgosh... (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because of the scratch marks on my back. I didn't have the nerve to tell her I tried to shower with the cat. FML

#21300928
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16568) - you deserved it (26919)

On 11/17/2014 at 7:56pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

#21300835
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25219) - you deserved it (2868)

On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)



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