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Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38766) - you deserved it (7197)

On 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML

#17123749
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I agree, your life sucks (38766) - you deserved it (7197)

On 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his fifteen year old daughter, the dog. FML

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On 07/15/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by kacysospacyy (woman) - United States (California)



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