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yesterday my mum staggerd ome, piss drunk. Wen I trid to walk er to er room, se sovd me away and cursd at me fir being a "goody two-soes". Se ten slurrd "I fuckd your mum", and informd me tat my mum is a skank. Tat's good to know, mum.

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On 11/15/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by mummer11 (woman) - Ireland

Today, mah drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into mah now-mauled face. mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40414) - you deserved it (2855)

On 06/21/2013 at 4:38pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today I lost mah car keys so I askd mah ex-husband if he still had his spare to mah car. He said he'd send it. I got an empty envelope with a troll face on it. There's a reason I left him. FML

#20738006
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Taday mah husband was in our newborn's room , holding and talking to him. I guess he forgot the baby monitor , because I overhered him say , "Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people." I really hope he was just quoting Dexter. FML

#20732635
106 comments

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On 06/18/2013 at 1:01am - kids - by imarriedanaxemurderer (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , my neighbor went on vacation , leaving me in charge of his cat an dog. For some reason , he calls his dog "Cat" an his cat "Dog". There r two pet food containers , one labeled "Cat" an the other labeled "Dog". I have no ideahich one goes tohich animal. real FML

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140 comments

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On 01/02/2013 at 1:07am - animals - by catdog - United States (California)

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball!! I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight!! I'm still trying to figure out what happened!! FML

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On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States

Today , I played a game of Monopoly wit ma friends!! Since I'm of Greek origin , tey tougt it would be funny to make me start wit a €100,000 debt!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27866) - you deserved it (5080) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm - money - by Money-money-money (woman) - France

today I deliverd a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in an set it down on a table , because he'd forgotten how to walk , an was on the ground sobbing. FML

#20157750
191 comments

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On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

TODAY, I WAS SO OUT OF IT FROM A LACK OF SLEEP AND AN ACCIDENTAL ANTIISTAMINE OVERDOSE, I TRIED TO OFFER MA CAT A CUP OF TEA, AND ACTUALLY GOT PISSED OFF WEN E DIDN'T REPLY. IT TOOK ME A GOOD FIVE MINUTES TO UNDERSTAND WAT JUST APPENED.

#19817936
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On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written ( Obama is a beautiful chocolate man ) to every essay question. FML

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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in mah backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

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165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33440) - you deserved it (2814)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , my nieghbor declard his love 4 looool me via ( the medium of interpretative dance . ) FML

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On 09/02/2011 at 2:54am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stars. FML

#15791793
98 comments

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On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... mah neighbors got a rooster. fat FML

#15427360
237 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

TODAY , I WOKE UP TO AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT ON MY CAR. IT WAS A NICELY WRAPPD BOX CONTAINING A DEAD BIRD , A HALF EATEN SANDWICH , AN A NOTE READING "MERRY F**KING CHRISTMAS STAN." THIS WILL PROBABLY BE MY ONLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT. MY NAME IS LUKE.

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73 comments

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On 12/12/2010 at 9:36pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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