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by SelfServiced / 11/02/2014 at 8:31pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I found a $20 bill on the ground, so I decided to pick it up. It was actually attached to a string and was meant to be a prank by some kids. They failed miserably, so I took the money. They ran up to me and punched me in the balls for taking their cash. FML
by ethawesome1125 / 11/02/2014 at 7:11pm / United States (Texas) / Money
by jay-frey96 / 11/02/2014 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by ThaBoss12 / 11/01/2014 at 6:22pm / United States (California) / Kids
by limegreengiraffe / 11/01/2014 at 10:06am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Halloween Fail / 10/31/2014 at 11:59pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by noxiffic / 10/31/2014 at 8:31am / Norway (Rogaland) / Animals
by thealaskanyoung / 10/29/2014 at 11:58pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML
by NoColor / 10/29/2014 at 9:09am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/29/2014 at 4:19am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by anonymous / 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Discipl / 10/27/2014 at 11:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I was being interviewed for a grant over the phone. When asked why I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked and yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the receiver. FML
by lady parts / 10/27/2014 at 7:05pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Silbax1 / 10/27/2014 at 11:40am / United States (Ohio) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/24/2014 at 10:48pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…