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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 September 1981 (32 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1378
  • Number of comments : 309
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML

#19719938
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23411) - you deserved it (4795)

On 06/02/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by lol112 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML

#19719938
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23411) - you deserved it (4795)

On 06/02/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by lol112 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML

#19719748
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14950) - you deserved it (28382)

On 06/02/2012 at 6:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML

#19719748
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14950) - you deserved it (28382)

On 06/02/2012 at 6:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I came out of the closet. I came out on Facebook to spare myself awkward conversations and gossip. I wrote a deeply meaningful status about my partner and my pride in who I was. The only responses were, "Lol", "Hacked", and similar remarks. FML

#19719368
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28228) - you deserved it (11533)

On 06/02/2012 at 2:50am - misc - by OutOfTheCloset - United States (Texas)

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

#19719129
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35924) - you deserved it (2595)

On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

#19719129
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35924) - you deserved it (2595)

On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)

Today, my dad started his mid-life crisis. Instead of a Porsche or a Ferrari, he bought a tractor. Goodbye summer holiday. FML

#19708636
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18447) - you deserved it (1925)

On 05/31/2012 at 6:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my dad started his mid-life crisis. Instead of a Porsche or a Ferrari, he bought a tractor. Goodbye summer holiday. FML

#19708636
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18447) - you deserved it (1925)

On 05/31/2012 at 6:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

#19707961
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31399) - you deserved it (4245)

On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend stuck her finger up my butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward and made me need to poop. FML

#19703392
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34968) - you deserved it (8638)

On 05/30/2012 at 5:46am - intimacy - by Brax (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend stuck her finger up my butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward and made me need to poop. FML

#19703392
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34968) - you deserved it (8638)

On 05/30/2012 at 5:46am - intimacy - by Brax (man) - United States

Today, I was discharged from the hospital after having scrotal surgery. When I got home, the anesthetic had worn off, but I felt okay. Then my dog jumped up at me, paws slamming straight into my nuts. FML

#19667895
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23138) - you deserved it (2039)

On 05/23/2012 at 2:47pm - health - by shanxi (man) - United States

Today, I went to a job interview at a small family-owned business. After the interview, the owner's son took me into his office and told me I'm not getting the job and to get out, because apparently, the old man thinks I'm "possessed by a demon". FML

#19652325
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19783) - you deserved it (1710)

On 05/20/2012 at 3:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML

#19591291
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16399) - you deserved it (29982)

On 05/08/2012 at 7:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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