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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 September 1981 (33 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1676
  • Number of comments : 351
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About tony1891 : Nos morituri te salutant

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tony1891's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

#21267650
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33366) - you deserved it (3100)

On 09/29/2014 at 12:48pm - health - by impure - United States

Today, I was asked to order a new lockable cash tin for work. When my boss returned to ask which one I'd selected, I said, "An 8-inch black one". Her giggle said it all. FML

#21265697
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28540) - you deserved it (5422)

On 09/26/2014 at 9:03am - work - by dicksonthebrain (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, we had a meeting at my job and we had to introduce new ideas to our boss. Earlier, I was talking to one of my close friends who also attended the meeting about my idea. As we start the meeting, she decides to steal my idea and take complete credit for it. My boss loves "her" idea. FML

#21265023
116 comments

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On 09/25/2014 at 8:18am - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I have learned a lot of "big" words from reading so much, but can actually only pronounce about half of them correctly. FML

#21264917
88 comments

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On 09/25/2014 at 1:48am - misc - by anon (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while working as a teacher at a daycare, a two year-old girl decided the best way to share that she had pooped was to reach in her diaper and attempt to hand some to me. FML

#21264874
65 comments

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On 09/25/2014 at 12:03am - kids - by disgusted - United States (Maine)

Today, I went to use the porta potty at the construction site I work at and found two homeless people having sex in it. I almost got fired, because my advisor blamed me. FML

#21264426
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33301) - you deserved it (2594)

On 09/24/2014 at 9:58am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML

#21250852
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33205) - you deserved it (12754)

On 09/02/2014 at 10:41pm - misc - by akieferr - United States

Today, I was punched in the face because my uncontrollable hiccups were "annoying". FML

#21250817
56 comments

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On 09/02/2014 at 10:13pm - health - by soccer8goalie - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

#21250558
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41429) - you deserved it (7832)

On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

#21244154
79 comments

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On 08/24/2014 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML

#21243310
96 comments

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On 08/22/2014 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was: if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML

#21240900
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24269) - you deserved it (44648)

On 08/19/2014 at 9:37am - misc - by drunk under 18 teenager (man) - Morocco (Marrakech-Tensift-Al Haouz)

Today, while taking out the trash, I swung the bag back and forth, which caused it to slide across my leg. An opened aluminum can inside the bag ended up slicing through my calf, causing heavy bleeding. Baked beans sent me to the hospital. FML



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