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tonijulie

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  • Number of visits : 3051
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About tonijulie : Hello, nice to see you

tonijulie's page activity

Visits<b>angrykid11</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 8:50pm<b>christinascudder</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 7:00am<b>Salvanoi</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 8:12am<b>johny93</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 5:56pm<b>thefmlman2011</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 10:41pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 7:27pm<b>juice_33</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 1:48am<b>dantecarlson</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 1:41am<b>Katdurin</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 11:57pm<b>bigwell</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 10:01am<b>Taymoo1515</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 4:27pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 9:17am<b>tranced_</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 7:58am<b>Shayn_25</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 6:24pm<b>pks2014</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 12:54pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 12:38am<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 6:14am<b>J352SAURUS</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 6:50am

Fucked!<b>johny93</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 11:56pm<b>bigwell</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 4:01pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 11:43pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 8:12pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 4:33pm<b>trey600rr</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 7:16pm

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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tonijulie's favorite FMLs

Today, I was given the best news of my life. I am cancer free and am not, at the ripe age of 23 going to bite the dust. My husband left his journal on the nightstand in our bedroom. He wrote, "I feel like a bad person, but if she dies, I don't have to get divorced." FML

by rockstarohyeah / 07/02/2009 at 2:18am / United States (Nebraska) / Love

Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

by S4L / 07/02/2009 at 12:13am / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML

by anonymous / 06/24/2009 at 2:13am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I couldn't sleep and in the process of tossing and turning I did something very painful to my back. I spent 4 years in the marine corps infantry, but laying in a bed kicks my ass. FML

by usmcpain / 06/23/2009 at 1:16am / United States / Health

Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

by Anonymous / 06/22/2009 at 9:32am / Singapore / Kids

Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

by Anonymous / 06/20/2009 at 7:13am / Switzerland (Bern) / Intimacy

Today, I went outside a friend's house to find that my car had been saran wrapped. I cleaned it up and went back inside the house. An hour later, I heard a doorbell ring so I went outside the house. They saran wrapped my car again. FML

by bear92 / 06/19/2009 at 12:25am / United States (Virginia) / Transportation

Today, I went over to my boyfriends house with a few people. I drank too much wine and later when everyone else left I gave him head, deepthroating a little too enthusiastically, and puked all over his cock and bedsheets. Turns out, washing vomit out of your pubes kills the mood somewhat. FML

by ohdeardarling / 06/14/2009 at 9:08am / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Intimacy

Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that are actually light plastic. I fell over backwards and dumped dirt into my mouth. FML

by ether10 / 06/04/2009 at 2:27am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at the gym with my friends when they invited me to do a few bench presses. Since I'd never done any before, I decided to start with no weights on the bar and work my way up from there. I wound up pinned beneath the bar, calling for my friend to come free me. FML

by MarcusJones713 / 04/08/2009 at 7:17am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was going on a dinner date with a girl I had just met. After I picked her up I asked her if she would like to get lobster. She looked at me and asked if those were the red ones. Confused I nodded. She replied, "Sorry, I don't eat red meat." I laughed. She was serious. FML

by Anonymous / 04/06/2009 at 1:15pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while; my dad said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML

by mugs / 03/12/2009 at 3:49pm / United States (Virginia) / Health

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

by shilpajayseanfan / 02/24/2009 at 8:43am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

by lilzoot / 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm / United States (Alabama) / Geek

Today, my partner and I were informed by the man we had a three-way with, the first one after having finally screwed up the courage to do it, that he has mono. I don't feel so good. FML

by fd / 01/16/2009 at 8:36am / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy