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tonijulie

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  • Number of visits : 2418
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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tonijulie's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML

#17709255
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16763) - you deserved it (34187)

On 09/10/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by FullOfNick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, a girl came into my salon to permanently straighten her really long and curly hair. After several long hours, I went to the counter to charge her. She ran out faster than an Olympic runner. FML

#17473722
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40617) - you deserved it (3016)

On 08/14/2011 at 8:47pm - work - by theultimatesalonfail - United States

Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML

#17391644
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30051) - you deserved it (3225)

On 08/06/2011 at 10:49pm - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML

#17333376
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39443) - you deserved it (9463)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by OhDeary (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML

#17261377
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34152) - you deserved it (3278)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Ep1cF4ce - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

#17145702
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38418) - you deserved it (8039)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
524 comments

I agree, your life sucks (146498) - you deserved it (8358)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML

#17088457
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34510) - you deserved it (6830)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

#17068940
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31004) - you deserved it (23899)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids just wouldn't look right. FML

#16976984
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43926) - you deserved it (3436)

On 07/04/2011 at 7:42pm - kids - by K3you - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
446 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68435) - you deserved it (7110)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

#16809094
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39501) - you deserved it (5889)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:24am - love - by wowohwow - United States (South Carolina)

Today, as I was smoking a cigarette I realized that it's time to quit. This realization came to me after a particularly violent coughing bout forced not tar out of my lungs, but rather poo out of my bum. FML

#16701794
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10435) - you deserved it (47298)

On 06/16/2011 at 9:39pm - health - by Hopslammer (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14492) - you deserved it (62017)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14492) - you deserved it (62017)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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