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tonijulie

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  • Number of visits : 2682
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About tonijulie : Hello, nice to see you

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Visits<b>christinascudder</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 7:00am<b>Salvanoi</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 8:12am<b>johny93</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 5:56pm<b>thefmlman2011</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 10:41pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 7:27pm<b>juice_33</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 1:48am<b>dantecarlson</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 1:41am<b>Katdurin</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 11:57pm<b>bigwell</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 10:01am<b>Taymoo1515</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 4:27pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 9:17am<b>tranced_</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 7:58am<b>Shayn_25</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 6:24pm<b>pks2014</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 12:54pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 12:38am<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 6:14am<b>J352SAURUS</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 6:50am<b>Llama_Face89</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 11:26am

Fucked!<b>johny93</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 11:56pm<b>bigwell</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 4:01pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 11:43pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 8:12pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 4:33pm<b>trey600rr</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 7:16pm

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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tonijulie's favorite FMLs

Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML

by Rob / 06/06/2012 at 12:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML

by Bishop / 06/06/2012 at 10:19am / Transportation

Today, my brother, the plumber, was called to unblock a toilet. Whenever this occurs, he takes a photo of it and sends it to me. It always seems to happen around meal time. FML

by Anonymous / 06/06/2012 at 8:55am / Australia (Queensland) / Work

Today, my mother is trying to convince me to divorce my husband. He has a tattoo of a skull on his shoulder and she believes this means he kills people. FML

by facepalm / 06/06/2012 at 4:06am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder with a message saying, "I'm away for two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please address me by my new name: Crystal." FML

by Monsieur-Madame / 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm / France (Champagne-Ardenne) / Love

Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML

by Damn / 05/06/2012 at 9:53am / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

by viviham / 05/04/2012 at 8:08am / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML

by winnerwinner / 05/02/2012 at 11:46am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML

by Anonymous / 04/30/2012 at 5:34pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML

by 352 / 04/18/2012 at 4:18pm / United States / Health

Today, I had a bubble bath to help me relax. I was more stressed out by the sound of all the bubbles popping than I was to begin with. FML

by dl / 04/11/2012 at 10:54pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML

by erockinthesuburb / 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

by brooke / 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

by amythest / 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML

by Anonymous / 02/02/2012 at 3:56pm / United Kingdom (Reading) / Love