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tonijulie

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  • Number of visits : 1853
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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tonijulie's favorite FMLs

Today, I had just bought a new $60 basketball and decided to go try it out. Five minutes into playing, the ball decided to roll into the hands of a little girl, who then said, "Mine". I thought it was cute, until she skipped over to her parent's car and they drove off. FML

#20068584
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31228) - you deserved it (5115)

On 09/12/2012 at 4:52am - kids - by Bitchjackedmyball - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

#20068526
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47328) - you deserved it (4104)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

#20037909
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37398) - you deserved it (10883) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML

#20020595
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26244) - you deserved it (1634)

On 08/14/2012 at 12:52pm - misc - by ugh (woman) - United States

Today, yet again, I had to dye my hair brown in advance of the new school year, because my school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if they're natural. FML

#20018767
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30548) - you deserved it (2098)

On 08/13/2012 at 1:50pm - misc - by youmothERFUCKErs (woman) - United States

Today, I successfully stopped my hair straightener from falling into a bathtub full of water by grabbing hold of the burning hot plates. FML

#20006687
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21088) - you deserved it (7134)

On 08/06/2012 at 11:08pm - health - by anonymous - Australia

Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML

#20001581
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30555) - you deserved it (2019)

On 08/04/2012 at 2:00am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML

#19967913
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8391) - you deserved it (18702)

On 07/21/2012 at 12:24pm - misc - by dawn (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML

#19926709
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35094) - you deserved it (4382)

On 07/12/2012 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my friend over the phone that I had to go drop the kids off at the pool. She told me that she didn't need to know about my bathroom habits and hung up on me. I really had to take my children to the local swimming pool for swim lessons. FML

#19844489
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22971) - you deserved it (2698)

On 06/25/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML

#19786572
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35805) - you deserved it (4284)

On 06/14/2012 at 10:54am - misc - by anonymous - China (Jiangsu)

Today, I proudly told my elitist dad that I now have a beautiful girlfriend. He didn't believe me, so I showed him her Facebook. He demanded that I stop seeing her, saying that the duck-facing in her avatar was the hallmark of "a lower form of being" who would only ever shame our family. FML

#19778453
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11703) - you deserved it (27876)

On 06/12/2012 at 7:39pm - love - by idontgetit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

#19776975
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41111) - you deserved it (3885)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML

#19761767
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7129) - you deserved it (55285)

On 06/09/2012 at 7:04pm - love - by UnluckyGroom (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML

#19743887
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14689) - you deserved it (38507)

On 06/06/2012 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by Rob (man) - United States (Illinois)



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