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tomwantssnow
  • Town/Country : Seattle, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 199
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About tomwantssnow : I'm just a high school kid with big dreams for my future. I love snowboarding, soccer and tennis, and in my spare time I usually volunteer or play guitar.
Always glad to meet new people, so shoot me a message.

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Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41354) - you deserved it (8493)

On 01/06/2014 at 2:20pm - love - by CatLady - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

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On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)



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