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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 November 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7953
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About tompou6 : I'm a sailing instructor during the summer and I'm a Primary Care Paramedic student. Msg me if you want to talk.

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Visits<b>Desiree_lianne</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 11:42am<b>aimeeowl</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 1:25am<b>Mons</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 11:46pm<b>aliceaudrey1997</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 4:44am<b>DrSam</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 12:03am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 8:06pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 5:09pm<b>FMLollipop</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 1:41pm<b>NoticeMeSenpai</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 1:52am<b>Emi1y</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 5:34pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 1:16pm<b>Maggard67</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 10:18pm<b>spencerpajari</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 2:20am<b>askb4488</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 12:28am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 10:37pm<b>Ghosty546</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 2:23pm<b>mcneal</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 8:17am<b>Bianca_Johnson19</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 3:49am

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tompou6's favorite FMLs

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last 2 miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML

by rolypoly / 03/05/2014 at 7:33am / United Kingdom / Health

Today, my fiancé and I told my future mother-in-law that we are expecting. Her response was, "Why are you doing this to me?" FML

by dyingangel246 / 03/05/2014 at 5:15am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requires pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML

by Drizztreri / 03/04/2014 at 7:09pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids

Today, I had the most intelligent conversation I've ever had with my boyfriend. He was getting really in-depth about subjects like biotechnology and gamma radiation. I soon realized he was only referring to the Incredible Hulk. FML

by cubs44fan / 03/04/2014 at 6:25pm / United States (Indiana) / Geek

Today, I saw a kid getting bullied; a girl was hitting him in the head. After having an inner struggle with what to do, I tried to stop them. Both kids then turned on me, and called me a "hippo". FML

by meandme / 03/04/2014 at 5:55pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids

Today, my students presented their projects on genetics to the rest of the class. One student told the class that salted and unsalted peanuts were an example of genetic variation. She was serious. FML

by Biologyfacepalm / 03/03/2014 at 2:58pm / United States / Work

Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a smurf. FML

by Anonymous / 03/03/2014 at 11:30am / Miscellaneous

Today, my car was found with a smashed window and a torn-apart steering column, in order to hot-wire it. The thief didn't get away with my car, though. The engine was in the garage, where I've been working on it for two days. FML

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

by doodler / 02/27/2014 at 6:59am / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, I had to proofread a document my boss had written. When I pointed out that he spelled "college" as "collage" multiple times, he angrily accused me of trying to make him look stupid. This is the guy who constantly boasts about his "genius" IQ level to the whole office. FML

by cunting cuntface of a boss / 02/25/2014 at 3:42pm / Australia / Work

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Devastated, I told my dad about it, hoping he'd help cheer me up. His advice was, "Just rub one out son, you'll feel better in no time." Thanks dad. FML

by Author / 02/24/2014 at 5:22pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I was walking a dog at the animal hospital where I work when it pooped out a rag-like object. I told the doctor, who told me to clean it off to see what it was. It was a rainbow-colored thong. We have to give it back to the owner when they pick their dog up. FML

by crap / 02/23/2014 at 11:01pm / United States (Nevada) / Animals

Today, I was trying to study for a test when my brother and his friends decided to play the chant game, meaning one person yells something weird and everyone else has to say it back without laughing. All I heard for about two hours was them yelling things like, "DICK NIPPLES." FML

by DIY560 / 02/23/2014 at 10:59pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was babysitting an 8-year-old boy. He was playing with play-doh and made a sculpture that resembled a penis. I tried to cover up and asked if it was an action figure. He looked at me like I was an idiot and said, "It's a DICK." FML

by hot sweet.... not / 02/23/2014 at 5:27pm / United Kingdom (Renfrewshire) / Kids

Today, I've been forced to start packing to go on a vacation with my parents, because they say I've been studying too hard and need a break. I've hardly studied at all and was planning on making up for it all in the time I had left before finals. I'm screwed. FML

by goodbye cruel world / 02/23/2014 at 2:00pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous