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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 November 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9231
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About tompou6 : I'm a sailing instructor during the summer and I'm a Primary Care Paramedic student. Msg me if you want to talk.

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Visits<b>Desiree_lianne</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 11:42am<b>aimeeowl</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 1:25am<b>Mons</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 11:46pm<b>aliceaudrey1997</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 4:44am<b>DrSam</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 12:03am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 8:06pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 5:09pm<b>FMLollipop</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 1:41pm<b>NoticeMeSenpai</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 1:52am<b>Emi1y</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 5:34pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 1:16pm<b>Maggard67</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 10:18pm<b>spencerpajari</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 2:20am<b>askb4488</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 12:28am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 10:37pm<b>Ghosty546</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 2:23pm<b>mcneal</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 8:17am<b>Bianca_Johnson19</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 3:49am

Fucked!<b>Desiree_lianne</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 5:42pm<b>aliceaudrey1997</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 10:44am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 7:16pm<b>Maggard67</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 4:18am<b>mcneal</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 2:18pm<b>Emi1y</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 3:12am<b>spencerpajari</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 8:00pm<b>askb4488</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 7:53am<b>Bianca_Johnson19</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 9:49am<b>DrSam</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 5:12pm<b>m_warner1</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 5:57pm<b>rareawesomeness</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 6:58pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 6:16pm<b>vlopez917</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 5:37pm<b>failedgamer01</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 5:39am<b>camogirl2249</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 3:40pm<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 7:10am<b>jackroarrr</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 8:28pm

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tompou6's favorite FMLs

Today, the feedback my teacher wrote on my English assignment was so horrible that it took me half an hour and help from both my parents to decipher it. It turned out to be a scathing criticism of my "poor communication skills". I hate my teachers. FML

by fluent in two, unlike you / 03/25/2014 at 2:42pm / Mexico / Miscellaneous

Today, a coworker filed a complaint against me, all because I ate a banana at lunch, which he claimed is "threateningly sexual", whatever the hell that means. FML

by Anonymous / 03/18/2014 at 5:31pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML

by see you next cunt / 03/18/2014 at 3:44pm / United States / Health

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I start to panic. My teacher suggests I say whatever pops into my head. I blurt out, "Heeey Macarena!" FML

by LeChameauTrisomique / 03/14/2014 at 12:33am / France (Centre) / Work

Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML

by Anonymous / 03/13/2014 at 5:34am / Australia / Intimacy

Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML

by SpilledWater93 / 03/09/2014 at 11:07pm / Ireland (Wicklow) / Miscellaneous

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Today, after running across London to catch my train, I collapsed, panting, into a seat across from a concerned elderly woman. She leaned over to ask whether I had my inhaler and I smiled and nodded. I didn't have the heart to tell her that I'm not asthmatic, just really unfit. FML

by alipallie / 03/09/2014 at 8:36pm / United Kingdom (Suffolk) / Health

Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML

by ashamed father / 03/09/2014 at 6:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

by fuck russia and fuck georgia too / 03/09/2014 at 2:38pm / Azerbaijan / Intimacy

Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building. The whole building now smells like urine. The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict. He wants answers. FML

by Anonymous / 03/07/2014 at 8:16pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML

by unknown / 03/07/2014 at 7:53pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, I asked my boss for a few days off next week, because my grandmother passed away yesterday and I'll need to travel to attend the funeral. His response: "She's dead, you're not. You want time off, then quit." FML

by GLHan / 03/07/2014 at 5:31pm / United States (New York) / Work

Today, my hippy nutjob of a roommate threw a bitch fit at me, all because he saw me chopping down a tree in Minecraft. FML

by fuck off, eh! / 03/07/2014 at 4:25pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I awoke to the sound of a gunshot, followed by children screaming. I leapt out of bed and ran to my balcony, only to see people casually milling around the elementary school parking lot under a "Science Fair" banner. A kid's science experiment scared me shitless. FML

by gracehi / 03/07/2014 at 3:29pm / United States (Florida) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, a woman attempted to pickpocket me while trying to educate me about God. FML

by v1k1rox / 03/05/2014 at 4:47pm / United States (California) / Money

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