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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4536
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About tompou6 : I love to sail during the summer and I'm a volunteer medical responder for the Canadian ski patrol at Ski Ben Eion during the winter. Message me if you want to talk.

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Today, I was working a kid's brthday party dressd as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scard of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was ownd by a grl co-worker. So fir 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML

#20913049
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41819) - you deserved it (4463)

On 10/08/2013 at 9:19pm - kids - by Allycat (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got my daugter's scool pictures. Instead of smiling, se did te duck face. Se's 6. FML

#20912722
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47345) - you deserved it (7746)

On 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today I got mah two-year-old's Halloween costume in the mail . I trid it on him to make sure it fit . He loves it so much that he is now having a complete meltdown because he wants to go trick-or-treating . He doesn't understand we only go trick-or-treating on Halloween . 23 more days to go . FML

Today, I passd my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheatd, so he emaild the school an told them that I had. They lowerd my grade. FML

#20912578
122 comments

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On 10/08/2013 at 3:17pm - misc - by mathgenius - Norway (Hordaland)

Today Mah Wife's Pregnancy Hormones Got So Bad That She Freaked Out And Threw A Tantrum Accusing Me Of Always Making Important Decisions For Her. All I Did Was Get Her Some Food From Taco Bell As A Surprise. FML

#20912485
141 comments

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On 10/08/2013 at 1:57pm - intimacy - by hubby - United States

Today... I was at mah in-laws' house... an as I was walking to the living room I had mah hands on the back of mah hips supporting mah back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 month pregnant. FML

#20912417
83 comments

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On 10/08/2013 at 12:30pm - misc - by she knows - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I Have To Go On A 7-hour-bus Ride Sitting Beside My Ex-boyfriend's Mother!! We Broke Up Because She Told Him To!! Real FML

#20912397
86 comments

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On 10/08/2013 at 12:04pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I Got Two Piacas Of Mail . Ona Was A Fina 4 Not Prasanting Mah Concassion Card To Tickat Inspactors On A Train . Tha Othar Was Mah Concassion Card . FML

#20912116
44 comments

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On 10/08/2013 at 3:09am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - China (Shanghai)

Today, being so desperate 4 money, I accepted a job in wic I get sot at wit paintballs 4 6 ours. FML

#20911674
138 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 10:08pm - work - by BOHICA123 (man) - United States (Michigan)

2DAY I WAS PLAYING SOCCERHEN A PLAYER KICKED THE BALL AT MY CROTCH. IN PAIN , I KNEELED DOWN. THE REFEREE CUMMED UP TO ME ANHISPERED , "THE SMALLER THEY ARE , THE MORE IT HURTS." FML

#20911508
112 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 8:21pm - misc - by Agax (man) - United States (California)

Today, new colleague took me up on idea of a group night out. Perhap they'll actually invite me along next time. FML

#20911387
51 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 6:51pm - work - by Loner_Lou (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, mah boyfriend and I went to the doctor's 4 an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner 4 her birthday. FML

#20911051
187 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 2:54pm - love - by Cereal_mistress (woman) - United States (California)

today boyfriend cummed over 4 the first time after we made up from a huge fight . He loves cat , but she's sick right now so she wouldn't play with him . He yelled at me 4 ( making ) her not like him by ( telling her lies ) . FML

#20910894
78 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 12:20pm - animals - by littlekellilee (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, ma dad got looool me a GPS for ma birtday . I appreciate te sentiment, but I don't ave a permit or a car . FML

#20910835
118 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 11:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Taday my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He startd laughing an said "Babe is this your leg or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I ned to shave. FML

#20910814
183 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 10:32am - misc - by loserllamalick (woman) - United States (New York)



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