About tompou6 : I'm a sailing instructor during the summer and I'm a Primary Care Paramedic student. Msg me if you want to talk.
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Today, my boyfriend blew me off yet again because he claims he has a responsibility as a "crew leader" to train and recruit members at all times, to accommodate all time zones. GTA V is ruining our relationship. FML
by carla6991 / 10/09/2013 at 4:16pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by emopoe / 10/09/2013 at 2:25pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
Today, I again failed to convince my girlfriend that the $100 in our account is the minimum amount we have keep there to avoid being charged by the bank. We have a joint checking account, and the only way to take her off it is to close the account outright. FML
by BlindInTheDark / 10/09/2013 at 2:02pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Money
Today, my brother finally informed me that our shower head has an option to make the water only come out of the detachable part. My left leg's been in a cast for 4 months, and the whole time I've had to shower sitting backwards with my leg sticking out the door. He knew. FML
by Ixiion / 10/09/2013 at 1:26pm / United States (New York) / Health
by arthise / 10/09/2013 at 3:03am / United States (Indiana) / Love
by Anon / 10/09/2013 at 1:21am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
by Allycat / 10/08/2013 at 9:19pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, I got my two-year-old's Halloween costume in the mail. I tried it on him to make sure it fit. He loves it so much that he is now having a complete meltdown because he wants to go trick-or-treating. He doesn't understand we only go trick-or-treating on Halloween. 23 more days to go. FML
by mattrd / 10/08/2013 at 5:04pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by mathgenius / 10/08/2013 at 3:17pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my wife's pregnancy hormones got so bad that she freaked out and threw a tantrum, accusing me of always making important decisions for her. All I did was get her some food from Taco Bell as a surprise. FML
by hubby / 10/08/2013 at 1:57pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML
by she knows / 10/08/2013 at 12:30pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/08/2013 at 12:04pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 10/08/2013 at 3:09am / China (Shanghai) / Money
by BOHICA123 / 10/07/2013 at 10:08pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
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