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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 November 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8924
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About tompou6 : I'm a sailing instructor during the summer and I'm a Primary Care Paramedic student. Msg me if you want to talk.

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Visits<b>Desiree_lianne</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 11:42am<b>aimeeowl</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 1:25am<b>Mons</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 11:46pm<b>aliceaudrey1997</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 4:44am<b>DrSam</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 12:03am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 8:06pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 5:09pm<b>FMLollipop</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 1:41pm<b>NoticeMeSenpai</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 1:52am<b>Emi1y</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 5:34pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 1:16pm<b>Maggard67</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 10:18pm<b>spencerpajari</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 2:20am<b>askb4488</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 12:28am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 10:37pm<b>Ghosty546</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 2:23pm<b>mcneal</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 8:17am<b>Bianca_Johnson19</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 3:49am

Fucked!<b>Desiree_lianne</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 5:42pm<b>aliceaudrey1997</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 10:44am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 7:16pm<b>Maggard67</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 4:18am<b>mcneal</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 2:18pm<b>Emi1y</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 3:12am<b>spencerpajari</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 8:00pm<b>askb4488</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 7:53am<b>Bianca_Johnson19</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 9:49am<b>DrSam</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 5:12pm<b>m_warner1</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 5:57pm<b>rareawesomeness</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 6:58pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 6:16pm<b>vlopez917</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 5:37pm<b>failedgamer01</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 5:39am<b>camogirl2249</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 3:40pm<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 7:10am<b>jackroarrr</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 8:28pm

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tompou6's favorite FMLs

Today, freshly dumped and at a bar, I focussed my attention on trying to stand in such a way that I looked like an attractive, alluring, confident person. Apparently I forgot how to successfully stand upright and sprained my ankle. FML

by jjcod / 05/31/2014 at 5:13am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health

Today, I told my 4-year-old neighbor that I'm pregnant. His response was to attack me with a stick "for swallowing a baby." Three people had to pull him off. FML

by Baby eater / 05/19/2014 at 8:00pm / United States (Tennessee) / Kids

Today, I took my son to lunch. After we ate, the waitress came over and told me that my son was the most well-behaved child they had ever had there. His response was to pull his pants down and moon the entire restaurant while smacking his bottom. FML

by BekkyLove15 / 05/18/2014 at 8:12pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I was on my way to my first job interview in months. I wasn't even halfway to the place when a bunch of cockbites in a car drove past and hurled a bucket of paint out the window, drenching me and several other people on the street. FML

by spasti-cunt / 05/17/2014 at 4:51pm / Ireland / Miscellaneous

Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML

by Wowthanks / 05/04/2014 at 8:13pm / United States (Colorado) / Love

Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML

by Anonymous / 04/30/2014 at 5:51pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was waiting on a Canadian tourist at work, and he bought some of the most expensive stuff on the menu. I was excited about maybe getting a big tip, so I casually said that in the USA, waiters make most of our money off tips. The guy just snorted, "Sucks to be American, eh?!" and left. FML

by yes, yes it does :( / 04/30/2014 at 5:11pm / United States / Work

Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML

by Anonymous / 04/30/2014 at 1:17am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals

Today, after getting home from finals and finishing the semester, I had a very heartfelt reunion with my dog during which he licked me all over the face. About an hour later, my dad told me, "By the way, don't let him lick you, he has hookworms." FML

by Anon / 04/29/2014 at 10:07pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals

Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML

by as-salamu alaykum, motherfucker / 04/05/2014 at 6:04pm / United Kingdom (Wirral) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was supervising a written exam, which took place in a really warm room. Half of the two hundred participants has probably never heard of deodorants. The other half used probably the whole can this morning. I had to stay in this inferno of stench for five hours. FML

by RIP_Nose / 04/03/2014 at 5:48pm / Germany (Bayern) / Work

Today, while reading the paper I saw a picture of a guy I really like that I met online. The picture is in the obituaries. No wonder he hasn't called. FML

by kubbyp / 04/03/2014 at 5:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, my coworkers continued their new favorite game: staring at me in total unnerving silence. I can't help but be reminded of serial killers. FML

by Welshite / 04/03/2014 at 4:53pm / United States / Work

Today, my mom brought her sleazy boyfriend home. He took one look at me, swatted my ass, and said, "It runs in the family." My mom just laughed and winked at me, and mouthed, "He's a keeper!" FML

by wiona / 04/03/2014 at 1:22pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love

Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me and was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. His whole gang had gotten mugged, which he somehow blamed me for. FML

by I Have Failed / 04/02/2014 at 4:10pm / Spain (Madrid) / Kids