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tompou6

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6301
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About tompou6 : I'm a sailing instructor during the summer and I'm going into a paramedic program. Msg me if you want to talk.

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Visits<b>Emi1y</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 10:21pm<b>askb4488</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 1:53am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 7:37pm<b>DrSam</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 1:35am<b>Bianca_Johnson19</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 3:49am<b>DrMario_</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 12:14am<b>twitwi2000</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 12:12am<b>10th</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 4:31pm<b>rareawesomeness</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 10:42pm<b>wfacsc</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 5:55pm<b>sam882</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 2:18pm<b>MikkiMarie</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 3:00pm<b>Mons</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 3:09am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 6:34pm<b>qdawg06</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 12:47am<b>Kyra1</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 4:53pm<b>m_warner1</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 11:57am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 12:16pm

Fucked!<b>askb4488</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 7:53am<b>Bianca_Johnson19</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 9:49am<b>DrSam</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 5:12pm<b>m_warner1</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 5:57pm<b>rareawesomeness</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 6:58pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 6:16pm<b>vlopez917</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 5:37pm<b>failedgamer01</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 5:39am<b>camogirl2249</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 3:40pm<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 7:10am<b>insanecutie</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 7:19am<b>jackroarrr</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 8:28pm<b>Tinii</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 2:11pm<b>sophie_doll</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 4:33am<b>Miss_Whipped</b> - the 09/24/2014 at 4:15pm<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 7:37am

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tompou6's favorite FMLs

Today, I signed into my online class, got bored, and took off my headphones to argue with my roommates about anal sex. At the end of the argument, I put my headphones back on to hear my professor asking if someone could call me to tell me to turn my damn mic off. FML

Today, I got a gift-wrapped package in the mail from my racist mother-in-law. She's always hated me, so I thought it was a bit strange. Inside was a squirt gun and a note telling me to take my "black ass" for a walk around a police station with it, followed with a smiley face. FML

#21325871
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41634) - you deserved it (3093)

On 12/28/2014 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found a hornet's nest in the backyard, so I called my brother over to take a look. He said "Hmm, wonder how fast you can run." then hurled a rock at the nest and sprinted back to the house. I wasn't so fast. I now feel like someone's beaten me half to death with a cactus. FML

#21323182
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34656) - you deserved it (3781)

On 12/24/2014 at 9:43am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I learned to never invite my father to a wedding. He'll show up late, complain about the food, piss on a tree, and leave. FML

#21322693
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31371) - you deserved it (2854)

On 12/23/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by Unknown - United States (Ohio)

Today, my Canadian friend is staying a few days at my parents' house. I drove him from the airport, only to find my idiot dad had decked the spare room out with maple syrup bottles. He keeps saying "eh" all the time and asked "What's he so upset aboot?" when my friend was offended. FML

#21316775
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32579) - you deserved it (3168)

On 12/13/2014 at 1:36pm - misc - by ehxtraordinarily pissed (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out first-hand that the most horrifying sight you can ever witness is two morbidly obese people getting nasty with each other in a dance club's run-down, public restroom. FML

#21316146
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35175) - you deserved it (5211)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, I found out first-hand that the most horrifying sight you can ever witness is two morbidly obese people getting nasty with each other in a dance club's run-down, public restroom. FML

#21316146
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35175) - you deserved it (5211)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, I told my boss I have a sore throat. He replied, "Well, don't take it so deep next time." FML

#21314442
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33551) - you deserved it (5687)

On 12/09/2014 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my mom texted me and asked what I was up to. In response, I joked, "Dancing on the dining room table, waving dad's Calvin Klein's in the air, and shooting bullets into her bedroom floor." Not only did the cops show up, but now I'm grounded for two weeks for being, "deceptively believable." FML

#21314000
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31807) - you deserved it (5383)

On 12/08/2014 at 7:38pm - misc - by #goodbyelife - United States

Today, at work, due to a mix up, I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors for permission to hang up. FML

#21312305
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33917) - you deserved it (3305)

On 12/06/2014 at 12:18am - work - by ring-a-ding-ding (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML

#21310077
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31836) - you deserved it (3520)

On 12/02/2014 at 12:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, the school counselor asked me to leave the grief counseling group for the death of my sister. Apparently, I scare the others. FML

#21309843
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35097) - you deserved it (2447)

On 12/02/2014 at 12:30am - kids - by notmycircus (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, as I walked into the bank, I tripped and bumped into a security guard. He thought I was assaulting him, so he pinned me to the floor and called for backup as he held me at gunpoint. FML

#21305863
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32840) - you deserved it (2638)

On 11/25/2014 at 3:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a group of protesters set up just outside my residence hall at one in the morning. After an hour of chanting, the police finally told them to stop, and I was finally able to get some sleep. The protesters responded by pulling the fire alarm in every residence hall on campus. FML

#21305749
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30817) - you deserved it (2622)

On 11/25/2014 at 11:13am - misc - by IHateProtesters (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was in a good mood for once and my professor looks at me and says, "I don't know what you ate for breakfast but you're really annoying today." FML

#21305482
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28634) - you deserved it (3233)

On 11/24/2014 at 10:25pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)



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