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tomahawkinyouall
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 September 1983 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 368
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About tomahawkinyouall : I'm a Cuban/Polish mix (yes, weird i know). I play volleyball.

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Today, I learned that you don't put your diamond earrings on over your bathroom sink. FML

#8915747 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (6454) - you deserved it (26221)

On 03/08/2010 at 8:19am - misc - by what434 - United States

Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML

#8915112 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (5058) - you deserved it (21615)

On 03/08/2010 at 7:08am - money - by prian (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking to work, when I slipped and landed on my tail bone. Worse still, my hot coffee went flying into my face. I currently can't see out of my left eye. FML

#8443667 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (14892) - you deserved it (1191)

On 02/19/2010 at 1:44pm - health - by corleon198425 - United States

Today, I was in an elevator with my dad and several strangers. When the elevator voice said, "Going down," my dad excitedly said, "Man, I love it when she says that!" loudly enough for everyone to hear. FML

#4000566 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (33010) - you deserved it (3024)

On 07/24/2009 at 6:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML

#142298 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (11938) - you deserved it (38784)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:17am - misc - by River (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML

#104112 (23)

I agree, your life sucks (28295) - you deserved it (9104)

On 02/22/2009 at 2:02pm - health - by amandapurple (woman) - United States