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token_blackguy
  • Town/Country : portland, or, usa
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 January 1983 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 2284
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8500) - you deserved it (641)

On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

#18772275 (149)

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On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

#18678605 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (8624) - you deserved it (1968)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML

#18624814 (160)

I agree, your life sucks (2645) - you deserved it (10960)

On 12/27/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by ;)loganberry(; - United States (Montana)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

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On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975 (237)

I agree, your life sucks (3798) - you deserved it (11449)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend's response to my question about where our relationship was going was, "Let me check what my Celtic Runes have to say about it." FML

#18434296 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (14510) - you deserved it (2418)

On 12/05/2011 at 3:05am - love - by me - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML

#18429716 (264)

I agree, your life sucks (34079) - you deserved it (1985)

On 12/04/2011 at 6:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I was terribly nervous for my patient interview exam as a 4th year medical student. In my nervousness I learned that just because a patient is wearing a T-shirt and shorts, has a short hair cut and a moustache and is named 'Chris', it is not safe to assume that they are male. FML

#18410783 (212)

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On 12/02/2011 at 9:40am - work - by Monday (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I learned that my hairdo must resemble a rat. I found out when a hawk swooped down and dug its claws into my head while I was sunbathing. FML

#18408881 (81)

I agree, your life sucks (6911) - you deserved it (1634)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by inpain - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend rear ended a cop car because he was texting me. I was sitting next to him. FML

#18397332 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (4599) - you deserved it (6644)

On 11/30/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by yessir - United States

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

#18343530 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (2948) - you deserved it (6816)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)

Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML

#17934775 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (7434) - you deserved it (25266)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I decided to make home made french fries. I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt, right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5013) - you deserved it (6793)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:36am - misc - by anonymous - Sri Lanka



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