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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 February 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 162
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was having sex with this amazingly hot guy. Things got pretty intense, and right as I was about to orgasm, the gold crucifix came flying off his necklace and sliced my eyelid open. Message received. Well played, God. FML

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