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  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 February 1983 (31 years)
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Today, I was having sex with this amazingly hot guy. Things got pretty intense, and right as I was about to orgasm, the gold crucifix came flying off his necklace and sliced my eyelid open. Message received. Well played, God. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39230) - you deserved it (5575)

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