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by Anonymous / 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML
by Anonymous / 03/03/2011 at 6:22am / United States (California) / Work
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