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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 December 1988 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 92
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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toesup's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML

by Anonymous / 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

by Anonymous / 03/03/2011 at 6:22am / United States (California) / Work