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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I realized how bad my sex life is when I scratched a mosquito bite and almost had an orgasm.… Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and… Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we…