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Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31276) - you deserved it (9090)

On 06/17/2015 at 2:09pm - kids - by RecentCollegeGrad (woman) -

Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML


I agree, your life sucks (29344) - you deserved it (1953)

On 06/10/2015 at 8:00am - misc - by Spa Catholic - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18983) - you deserved it (35636)

On 11/08/2014 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, the boy who sits next to me in class accidentally dropped his sketch pad. It turns out he's really talented at drawing portraits. They're so good that I could recognize myself in all of them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47865) - you deserved it (7402)

On 02/12/2014 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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