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  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 July 1992 (22 years)
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Today, my mother decided to tell me about how my twin brother almost killed me in the womb when his cord wrapped around my neck. When she left the room, he said, "You won't be so lucky next time." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42548) - you deserved it (4264)

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