About toalysium : Just here to revel in others' misery. It's particularly awesome when it's caused by their own stupidity. I wish there was a "You suck at life." option for voting.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
toalysium's favorite FMLs
Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML
by Anonymous / 10/23/2011 at 5:16pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by sarah / 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by stdpositivenow / 10/18/2011 at 10:16am / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML
by Eet- / 10/13/2011 at 3:20pm / United Kingdom (Dorset) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/06/2011 at 11:23am / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by BigBananaLover / 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk and smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk and continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD and fear of germs. FML
by gotanewmouse / 09/26/2011 at 6:37am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/12/2010 at 4:55pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
by tool / 04/09/2009 at 2:03am / United States (Nevada) / Work
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
by Anonymous / 04/07/2009 at 8:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 5:30am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
by Noname / 02/12/2009 at 1:00am / United States (Oregon) / Geek
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…