About toalysium : Just here to revel in others' misery. It's particularly awesome when it's caused by their own stupidity. I wish there was a "You suck at life." option for voting.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
toalysium's favorite FMLs
Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML
by screwed / 02/07/2012 at 8:40pm / United States (Connecticut) / Health
by Nanabanana1 / 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm / United States / Love
Today, I asked my professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, and graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I'll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I "probably shouldn't bother," because it was "a bit shit, really." FML
by Anonymous / 02/06/2012 at 4:10pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/01/2012 at 10:01am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML
by Shelly P. / 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, my kids tried to make grilled cheese by turning the toaster sideways. When all was done, it all flew out onto the kitchen floor. Both my kids and my husband left the mess there for me to clean up when I got home. FML
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 5:07pm / United States / Kids
by anon / 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Crashburn / 01/16/2012 at 6:09am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
by lolwtfbbq444 / 01/15/2012 at 5:24am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 01/15/2012 at 12:58am / United States / Miscellaneous
by 2gewd4u / 01/14/2012 at 8:24pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by iheartmorons / 01/14/2012 at 9:31am / United Kingdom (London) / Love
by shitttyyyday / 01/14/2012 at 2:47am / United States / Health
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML
by haggisbowl / 01/14/2012 at 1:52am / United States / Intimacy
by omgwhyme / 01/08/2012 at 9:36am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
- Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, while on holiday in Morocco, I got arrested by a cop. “Sir, you were driving at 90 instead…