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  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 June 1995 (20 years)
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Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

#4331370
817 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29256) - you deserved it (533648)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one ripe. My husband yelled "she likes to eat beans." FML

#3666100
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56724) - you deserved it (9660)

On 07/11/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by 1234 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because I live with my parents. I'm 24. FML

#2711577
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25204) - you deserved it (63374)

On 06/08/2009 at 3:32am - intimacy - by levit (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes she did! She's lying I saw her drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML

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342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (106675) - you deserved it (6784)

On 06/04/2009 at 8:17am - kids - by Kimmiko (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)



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