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Today, wile I was walking downtown a omeless person askd me for a dollar!! I tougt it would be funny to wave te dollar in is face an taunt im!! I guess e tougt it would be funny to stab me in te leg wit a pencil!! mega FML


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On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

Today, It Was My Wedding Day. I Had My Butt Clenched During The Ceremony. I Was Giving My Husband The Ring, But Dropped It. When I Went To Retrieve It, I Let A Huge One Ripe. My Husband Yelled "she Likes To Eat Beans." FML


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On 07/11/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by 1234 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to tell a grl I liked she couldn't sleep over cuz I live with mah parents. I'm 24. big fat FML


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On 06/08/2009 at 3:32am - intimacy - by levit (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was driving on tha motorwayhan a cop car mada ma stop. It was a routina chack anhan thay said "Hava you baan drinking?" of coursa I said no. To that, mah 6 yaar old sitting in tha back scraamad "Yas sha did! Sha's lying I saw har drink!" I had drunk a milkshaka. maga FML


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On 06/04/2009 at 8:17am - kids - by Kimmiko (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

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