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Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML
by SplishSplash / 08/31/2013 at 9:21pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/29/2013 at 3:17am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML
by lez probs / 05/18/2013 at 8:54am / United States / Intimacy
by asdffhhjk / 05/15/2013 at 4:08am / Philippines (Manila) / Miscellaneous
by DrewK / 05/14/2013 at 4:09pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by lamsolonely / 05/12/2013 at 12:35am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw a dog trying to attack a man. I have experience working with aggressive dogs, so I pulled the dog off him and got it under control. The man punched me in the face for not having my dog on a leash. It wasn't my dog. I don't even own a dog. FML
by Anonymous / 09/27/2012 at 11:31am / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML
by Anonymous / 09/16/2012 at 9:46am / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 03/10/2012 at 2:23am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, my dog managed to pull a one-pound package of raw bacon out and eat the entire package including the cardboard. The vets cheered when they finally got him to puke up the entire, unchewed package of bacon. FML
by Kovu / 02/27/2012 at 2:08am / Reserved / Animals
by nickthetank / 12/31/2011 at 4:21am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 08/13/2011 at 2:58am / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy
by liu_kang / 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm / United States / Health
by syl / 02/11/2010 at 1:18am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy