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by Dontwaketheneighbors / 12/06/2012 at 9:24am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/14/2012 at 2:18am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML
by Anonymous / 10/16/2012 at 8:36am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by mrs14 / 09/10/2012 at 10:04pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by CantPublish / 09/04/2012 at 6:02pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/04/2012 at 11:09am / United States (Minnesota) / Health
by yonanon / 08/31/2012 at 8:02am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/25/2012 at 8:47am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by desperategurl / 08/21/2012 at 4:39am / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
by Anonymous / 08/09/2012 at 7:39am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Lara / 08/03/2012 at 7:28am / Italy (Toscana) / Miscellaneous
Today, and for the last week, I've resorted to driving myself to the nearest corner store to take my daily dump. I'm doing this because I recently moved in with my boyfriend, and I'm afraid he'll be disgusted at how often I clog the toilet. FML
by TheDumper / 06/21/2012 at 6:02am / United States (Arizona) / Health
by Jason199615 / 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by moorox45 / 01/16/2012 at 12:10pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…
- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, I went to the Eiffel Tower with my boyfriend. We’d been talking about getting married for a…