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tkay94
  • Town/Country : MyOwnHead, Illinois
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 January 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 781
  • Number of comments : 617
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About tkay94 : I'm just started in college and i love learning, i hate when i'm told i'm wrong and will prove i'm right even if it makes me look stupid, unless you have facts to back yourself up don't try.

I love to learn and constantly want to know more, if i screw a spelling up constantly in my post let me know.

I do type better and tend to make more sense when im on my computer, on my phone i tend to butcher my comments.

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Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML

#4432884
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I agree, your life sucks (18334) - you deserved it (49586)

On 08/10/2009 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Morrowindwhore (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I was eating dinner with my family. My parents didn't want me to hear what they were talking about so they decided they would spell out the words so I wouldn't understand. I didn't. FML

#4299271
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10108) - you deserved it (41064)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML

#4176016
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42397) - you deserved it (1722)

On 07/31/2009 at 4:03am - love - by FreakedOut (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I told my dad that I was going to sleep over my friends house this weekend with a few other guys to play Dungeons and Dragons. He responded with, "Oh, back in my day, me and my pals used to pick on the kids who played Dungeons and Dragons." FML

#2261901
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18086) - you deserved it (41779)

On 05/25/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by ninjawhat1337 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a customer that I've been waiting on for years came into the restaurant after a long absence. I said to him, "Hey man, it looks like you lost a lot of weight! How'd you do it?" He replied, "I got cancer." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45287) - you deserved it (7670)

On 02/25/2009 at 2:25am - work - by yawho (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)



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