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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 832
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About tjsaysrawr : I'm awesome XD

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Today, while cuddling up on the couch with my boyfriend, I asked him if this was his happy place too. He said, "Nah, it's in pussies." FML

#18165328
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31769) - you deserved it (9552)

On 11/05/2011 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by whatadisappointmnet (woman) - United States

Today, I bought a lanyard for my new car keys. "Epic Fail" was printed on it. Not two hours after getting it and putting my keys on it, I locked them in my car. I don't have a spare. FML

#17826214
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10569) - you deserved it (30808)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I bought a lanyard for my new car keys. "Epic Fail" was printed on it. Not two hours after getting it and putting my keys on it, I locked them in my car. I don't have a spare. FML

#17826214
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10569) - you deserved it (30808)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML

#17612047
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13193) - you deserved it (55692)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a cute guy in a bar came up to me, and we started chatting. I'm a natural blonde, and he commented on how nice my hair was. He then followed this up with, "Does the carpet match the curtains?" FML

#17485415
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32320) - you deserved it (4636)

On 08/15/2011 at 11:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was driving my twin daughters to school, when I accidentally honked my horn. I told them it was an accident. One of my kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell "asshole" afterwards. FML

#17458191
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9220) - you deserved it (35888)

On 08/13/2011 at 6:31am - kids - by Kathryn - Belgium

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

#17259665
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16465) - you deserved it (27386)

On 07/25/2011 at 10:03pm - misc - by j - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

#16827191
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36839) - you deserved it (4605)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

#16263681
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41209) - you deserved it (15746)

On 05/20/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by skiittlez713 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML

#16166972
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28667) - you deserved it (4892)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I arrived twenty minutes early for my opening shift at work, so I decided to turn on the radio and wait in my nice warm car. I woke up two hours later with twelve missed calls from my boss and a dead car battery. FML

#15646476
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17987) - you deserved it (35868)

On 04/05/2011 at 1:10am - work - by 4themoneh - United States (California)

Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML

#15379416
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54702) - you deserved it (8013)

On 03/19/2011 at 6:32am - intimacy - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

#15213017
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35520) - you deserved it (5075)

On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML

#14406121
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38242) - you deserved it (2845)

On 12/31/2010 at 4:55am - misc - by Kellie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

#14093813
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67703) - you deserved it (10411)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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