Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 03/16/2014 at 4:59pm) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 340
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About tjofty : Just love to have fun and laugh a lot

tjofty's page activity

Visits<b>summer135790</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 2:39pm<b>Cely988</b> - the 06/03/2014 at 6:43am<b>Cass_x</b> - the 05/29/2014 at 5:19pm<b>cherries62212</b> - the 05/27/2014 at 1:25am<b>_G0D_</b> - the 05/22/2014 at 9:41pm<b>ironfey</b> - the 05/08/2014 at 10:54pm<b>urnnotvase</b> - the 05/03/2014 at 8:25pm<b>tuckit</b> - the 05/02/2014 at 4:14am<b>Lindsey_Marie</b> - the 04/30/2014 at 10:36am<b>NotR3ddy</b> - the 04/30/2014 at 8:50am<b>Bafrinn</b> - the 04/30/2014 at 7:33am<b>SaintGoobers</b> - the 04/29/2014 at 7:29pm<b>colerean</b> - the 04/22/2014 at 5:15pm<b>jcurry25</b> - the 04/22/2014 at 12:24pm<b>Emi1y</b> - the 04/22/2014 at 11:58am<b>Josiiee</b> - the 04/21/2014 at 2:39pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/21/2014 at 1:36pm<b>GeneralStew</b> - the 04/20/2014 at 7:57pm

tjofty's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

See all of tjofty's badges

tjofty's favorite FMLs

Today, my ex-husband came to pick up our two kids for his weekend with them. Seeing his new girlfriend was in the car, and desperate for conversation, I asked her name. My kids unhesitatingly blurted out, "Mom". FML


I agree, your life sucks (53738) - you deserved it (5123)

On 04/17/2014 at 10:31pm - kids - by mommy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad told me that I can't wear leggings on Friday nights, because, "your butt is too distracting for my poker buddies." FML

Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: