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About tjewell14 : Lover of music, improvisational comedy, and Star Trek. Looking to be a band director someday.
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Today, I was taking a walk,en an elderly lady in a motorizedeelcair slammd into me from biend. Tere was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, ten giving me te finger and yelling "Watcere your walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
Friday 27 March 2015