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About tjewell14 : Lover of music, improvisational comedy, and Star Trek. Looking to be a band director someday.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
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Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
Friday 29 August 2014