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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 929
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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tjanes's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML

#21212869
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57325) - you deserved it (448)

On 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm - love - by someonepleasehelpme (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML

#21199713
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45517) - you deserved it (13992)

On 07/05/2014 at 4:19pm - health - by Rowansgonnarow -

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

#21195046
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48668) - you deserved it (3838)

On 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm - love - by carebear1228 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to slip a condom under my pillow at boot camp. The staff found out, I got bitched out for 30 minutes straight, and now I have to put a condom on the grip of any rifle I'm issued for a week. My new callsign is "Love Glove". FML

#21183341
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41904) - you deserved it (4125)

On 06/21/2014 at 5:42pm - misc - by LoveGlove (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML

#21179512
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51449) - you deserved it (4282)

On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML

#21173596
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52433) - you deserved it (8477)

On 06/13/2014 at 6:53pm - animals - by sunil (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my students turned in their male figure artwork. One absolute idiot had the smart idea of drawing me and the TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at the explicitness, anger at the disrespect, and yet awe at how well-drawn it was. FML

#21165062
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41527) - you deserved it (5732)

On 06/06/2014 at 3:00pm - work - by confusing (man) - Zimbabwe

Today, I deliberately didn't tell my therapist half of what I was going through because I didn't want to depress her. FML

#21153742
110 comments

Today, I discovered that my dad still doesn't consider my career as an app developer a "real job". FML

#21153696
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37880) - you deserved it (6676)

On 05/27/2014 at 6:23pm - work - by seriously? - United States (Virginia)

Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML

#21145062
191 comments

Today, I retrieved the wrong luggage from an airport carousel. I'm now the owner of two water-bras, a false beard, a bag of cat litter, and some anal beads. I am afraid to get in touch with the original owner. FML

#21133607
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36871) - you deserved it (5108)

On 05/07/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by BaggedDown (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while working at Home Depot, a customer tried to engage me in a conversation about which gardening tool would "hypothetically" be the best to kill his wife with. FML

#21132614
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42201) - you deserved it (3429)

On 05/06/2014 at 6:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole. I located where it was by following the chirping and scratching sounds, and drilled a hole to get it out. I pulled out the drill, only to find the drill bit bloody. Suddenly, no more chirps. FML

#21131587
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47592) - you deserved it (15325)

On 05/05/2014 at 5:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML

#21126864
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40819) - you deserved it (4967)

On 04/30/2014 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at my wedding, my husband stood up to give a speech. It started out beautiful, until he told everyone how he started to fall in love with me after I blew him on our first date. FML

#21118892
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50889) - you deserved it (11102)

On 04/21/2014 at 11:43am - intimacy - by Sue Ellen (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)



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