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tj5810
  • Town/Country : Tampa, Florida USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 October 1986 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 403
  • Number of comments : 229
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About tj5810 : Things about me:
My name's Tabitha :)
26 Years Old
Psych Major
Animal Lover
True Libra

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Today, my husband was in our newborn's room, holding and talking to him. I guess he forgot the baby monitor, because I overheard him say, "Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people." I really hope he was just quoting Dexter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34240) - you deserved it (2238)

On 06/18/2013 at 1:01am - kids - by imarriedanaxemurderer (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was having a conversation with my mother during which I described something as being pungent. She thought I had made up the word, so I grabbed the dictionary to show her that I hadn't. She then became enraged, threw the dictionary at my head and told me never to talk to her again. FML

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On 01/17/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by Mizzaroo - United States (Washington)

Today, I spoke to my hormonal pregnant wife about baby names. I told her I liked the name "Tabitha", and she went into a full rage about how all letters have textures, colours and emotions and how T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, and a needle trying to stab her eyes out. FML

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On 07/09/2012 at 3:31am - kids - by LNamesOnly (man) - Australia

Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML

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On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States



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