Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

tj5810

Search for a member

tj5810
  • Town/Country : Tampa, Florida USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 October 1986 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 366
  • Number of comments : 207
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About tj5810 : Things about me:
My name's Tabitha :)
26 Years Old
Psych Major
Animal Lover
True Libra

Contact:
www.Facebook.com/tabitha1008
TJ5810@yahoo.com

tj5810's last visitors

Pstraka6egc573gary3768BrainnnnzDDCAlukeyhoward79236nightfire2258bruce17

tj5810's FML badges

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Facebook

Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.

See all of tj5810's badges

tj5810's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having a conversation with my mother during which I described something as being pungent. She thought I had made up the word, so I grabbed the dictionary to show her that I hadn't. She then became enraged, threw the dictionary at my head and told me never to talk to her again. FML

#20463921
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25366) - you deserved it (2372)

On 01/17/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by Mizzaroo - United States (Washington)

Today, I spoke to my hormonal pregnant wife about baby names. I told her I liked the name "Tabitha", and she went into a full rage about how all letters have textures, colours and emotions and how T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, and a needle trying to stab her eyes out. FML

#19913255
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20692) - you deserved it (2962)

On 07/09/2012 at 3:31am - kids - by LNamesOnly (man) - Australia

Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML

#6210144
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63054) - you deserved it (4398)

On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States



FML's blog

  • Sharina's Illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! Glad to see you all again, hope you’re doing fine and dandy. We are, amazing stuff has happened in amongst all the drudge and sludge. We’ve spent the week listening to the greatest album ever…

Friday 24 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by