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My name's Tabitha :)
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Today, I was told by a friend that mah girlfriend has been cheating on me . Her defence was that if I had a bigger dick she wouldn't have been, in her words, forced to go elsewhere 4 sex . My mother's response when I confided this in her: ( Ask me if I care . ) FML
Taday mah husband was in our newborn's room , holding and talking to him. I guess he forgot the baby monitor , because I overhered him say , "Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people." I really hope he was just quoting Dexter. FML
Today... I was having a conversation with mah mother during which I describd something as being pungent. She thought I had made up the word... so I grabbd the dictionary to show her that I hadn't. She then became enragd... threw the dictionary at mah head and told me never to talk to her again. FML
Today, I spoke to ma ormonal pregnant wife about babby names. I told er I liked te name ( Tabita ), an se went into a full rage about ow all letters ave textures, colours an emotions an ow T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, an a needle trying to stab er eyes out. real FML
Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two yeres fir his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come cuz I am seven months pregnant an flying is dangerous in the thrd trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids.
Friday 27 March 2015