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tj265
  • Town/Country : Lancaster, California
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 June 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 427
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21483) - you deserved it (5824)

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