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  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 June 1987 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 664
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About tj265 : Musician. Gamer. Nerd.

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Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30864) - you deserved it (8779)

On 10/09/2010 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Antigua and Barbuda (Saint John)

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