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Today, I failed a basic intelligence test when the mouse trap I was setting up snapped on my thumb. Later, when I checked the trap I saw that the mouse had managed to lick all the bait off the trap without being caught, I have a sore thumb and was outsmarted by a rodent. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36721) - you deserved it (13639)

On 06/10/2009 at 4:13am - animals - by Trapped (woman) - Australia

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15401) - you deserved it (36745)

On 06/01/2009 at 12:50am - money - by steph (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. right when i finished, i ran out of gas. My 83 year old grandmother saw. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12819) - you deserved it (80847)

On 04/26/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by waltzy777 - United States (Indiana)



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