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Today, I failed a basic intelligence test when the mouse trap I was setting up snapped on my thumb. Later, when I checked the trap I saw that the mouse had managed to lick all the bait off the trap without being caught, I have a sore thumb and was outsmarted by a rodent. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28374) - you deserved it (9629)

On 06/10/2009 at 4:13am - animals - by Trapped (woman) - Australia

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10834) - you deserved it (24810)

On 06/01/2009 at 12:50am - money - by steph (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

#1923265
378 comments

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On 05/14/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Flicker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

#1923265
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97865) - you deserved it (8099)

On 05/14/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Flicker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. right when i finished, i ran out of gas. My 83 year old grandmother saw. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8698) - you deserved it (59316)

On 04/26/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by waltzy777 - United States (Indiana)



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