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  • Number of visits : 3544
  • Number of comments : 584
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About tisiphone : I was a soldier for years, and I currently work in telecommunications. I love riding motorcycles, marksmanship, playing video games, and embarrassing men at all of the above. >;) I don't flame, but I'm not afraid to tell it how it is. If you don't act like a complete idiot, I'll do my best to stick up for you.

Some of my very favorite FML posters for their reason, humor, and just plain being awesome are:
Perdix
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Monikabug
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PsychoMerk
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catkat1988

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Today , I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which mah boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing looool as I screamd 'I Love You'. After I told him about this , he took me into his arms as I crid , strokd mah back and said , 'What kind of gun was it? FML

#9019177
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29048) - you deserved it (6531)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, wile playing Star Wars: Te Force Unleased, ma pone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up wit te Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

#8480132
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6378) - you deserved it (40974)

On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook!! The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a grl and her putting mah face through the wall!! FML

#8477900
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6824) - you deserved it (33250)

On 02/20/2010 at 12:29pm - misc - by creamed (man) - United States (Missouri)

Taday I went to a dress up party. Te teme was pirate and prostitutes. At te door I was anded a voucer tat said: 'Tank you for dressing up. Collect yur free drink at te bar.' I didn't dress up. FML

#7839912
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7574) - you deserved it (34484)

On 02/03/2010 at 3:42am - misc - by notaprossie (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

TODAY, I CAUGHT BOYFRIEND CHEATING SO I BROKE UP WITH HIM. AS REVENGE HE THREW PS3 AND XBOX OUT OF THE WINDOWHEN I WASN'T IN OUR HOUSE. I GOT THOSE CONSOLES OUT OF THE SPARE MONEY THREE JOBS HAD BROUGHT IN - THE SAME THREE JOBS I HAD TO GET BECAUSE HE REFUSD TO GET A JOB OF HIS OWN. FML

#7702902
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40209) - you deserved it (8037)

On 01/30/2010 at 10:17am - love - by GamerGirl (woman) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)

Today , after aving been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposd to cruelty to animals , I lost a bet and ad to eat a wole ceeseburger. I lovd it. FML

#7666116
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10518) - you deserved it (52063)

On 01/29/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah college professor/employer failed to send in a letter I had been counting on fir a scholarship application. He has also decided not to pay me fir the last two months. I'm not going to make rent. Apparently this is the punishment you get fir politely declining a date with a married man. fat FML

#7193872
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37353) - you deserved it (2543)

On 01/07/2010 at 2:13am - misc - by nothotforteacher (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I askd a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26920) - you deserved it (11874)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

yesterday my husband of five years told me he's leaving me and will be gone when I return from Iraq. When I told him I love him and asked him to go, he said he won't file divorce papers just yet, but he's moving out-of-state because ( we need time apart. ) I've been gone fir most of the year.

#5603629
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41333) - you deserved it (2737)

On 10/02/2009 at 12:47pm - love - by everyonesdivorced (woman) - Iraq (Baghdad)

Today, I took a cuta girl out to an arcada data, an marcilassly dominatd har in avary gama thara to tha point sha rafusd to talk to ma aftarwards. Gamar Prida:1 - Gatting Laid:0. fat FML

#4673205
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9506) - you deserved it (92097)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:45am - love - by razgriz1 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today I Was At My Job As A Flight Attandant. A Passangar On My Plana Stoppad Braathing And Turnad Blua. As I Claarad His Airways And Was Busy Strapping An Oxygan Mask To His Faca , Tha Passangar Bahind Him Triad To Hand Ma Har Trash. Apparantly I'm A Walking Trash Can , No Mattar Wat I'm Doing. FML

#4100528
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62327) - you deserved it (2925)

On 07/28/2009 at 3:29am - work - by skygoddess (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, mah girlfriend of eight years explained to me that the Egyptian pyramids were built by aliens from Mars. I have a B.S. in Biology and an M.S. in Anthropology, and I am working on mah Ph.D. She thinks I'm an irrational idiot for telling her she is wrong. mega FML

#3970394
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44931) - you deserved it (9419)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:13am - work - by published_anthropologist (man) - United States

yesterday I was driving an saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window tohistle at them!! However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light!! I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing there asses off, an now I have to pay for the damage!! FML

#3919159
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8154) - you deserved it (106249)

On 07/21/2009 at 12:14am - love - by embarrassed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I calld the police regarding people speeding down mah street because I was worrid fir mah young kids. On the way home from mah daughters ballet class I got pulld over 2 houses away from mah house an got a $150 speeding ticket. FML

#3370137
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9499) - you deserved it (106835)

On 06/30/2009 at 4:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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