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Today, my manager challenged me to make two big sales at work. Seeing as customers spend a lot of money in our store, I decided the challenge was fairly easy and accepted. She immediately started stealing all of my sales. FML
by Anonymous / 08/24/2016 at 4:27pm / United States (California) / Work
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