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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 February 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 862
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was reading the end of my book. I turn the page and see, written at the top: "Lauren kills Paul in the end... You shouldn't have pissed me off." It was from my sister, we had a fight yesterday. FML

#594
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22211) - you deserved it (6455)

On 12/25/2008 at 7:57am - misc - by poupi - Sent from mobile version

Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

#591
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26117) - you deserved it (5850)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

#568
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45888) - you deserved it (6819)

On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)

Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML

#562
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23704) - you deserved it (2138)

On 12/21/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Yudor - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told myself: "Go on you big geek, go outside, get some sun, get your ass away from in front of your PC, go for a walk". I finally muster the courage to leave my house. Without my keys. I've been in an internet cafe for four hours. FML

#519
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20847) - you deserved it (8365)

On 12/15/2008 at 2:11am - misc - by Dr_JF - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7963) - you deserved it (53433)

On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12477) - you deserved it (63498)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML

#447
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9884) - you deserved it (57104)

On 12/04/2008 at 12:55am - intimacy - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

#432
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13667) - you deserved it (41079)

On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version

Today, well actually last night, I did a full striptease for my girlfriend to "You can leave your hat on". When the song was over, I was then completely naked, she says to me : "Maybe we should have closed the shutters!" FML

#413
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32605) - you deserved it (10830)

On 11/29/2008 at 6:50am - intimacy - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was doing a Power Point presentation to the management committee. Outlook Express was still open, and right in the middle of the presentation, a window popped up notifying me of a new message. "Subject: our reply to your application for the post of Marketing Manager". FML

#403
29 comments

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On 11/28/2008 at 12:35am - work - by Buzz - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

#399
19 comments

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On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

#395
27 comments

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On 11/26/2008 at 11:21pm - misc - by Smile - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31561) - you deserved it (15224)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML

#317
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10726) - you deserved it (25401)

On 11/17/2008 at 1:02am - misc - by nightput - France (Pays de la Loire)



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