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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 February 1983 (31 years)
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Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

#568
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42948) - you deserved it (6462)

On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)

Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML

#562
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20431) - you deserved it (1837)

On 12/21/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Yudor - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told myself: "Go on you big geek, go outside, get some sun, get your ass away from in front of your PC, go for a walk". I finally muster the courage to leave my house. Without my keys. I've been in an internet cafe for four hours. FML

#519
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18459) - you deserved it (7798)

On 12/15/2008 at 2:11am - misc - by Dr_JF - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7060) - you deserved it (49597)

On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10757) - you deserved it (59108)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML

#447
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8855) - you deserved it (53976)

On 12/04/2008 at 12:55am - intimacy - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

#432
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11727) - you deserved it (37479)

On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version

Today, well actually last night, I did a full striptease for my girlfriend to "You can leave your hat on". When the song was over, I was then completely naked, she says to me : "Maybe we should have closed the shutters!" FML

#413
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30103) - you deserved it (10127)

On 11/29/2008 at 6:50am - intimacy - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was doing a Power Point presentation to the management committee. Outlook Express was still open, and right in the middle of the presentation, a window popped up notifying me of a new message. "Subject: our reply to your application for the post of Marketing Manager". FML

#403
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16909) - you deserved it (7097)

On 11/28/2008 at 12:35am - work - by Buzz - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

#399
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22310) - you deserved it (8502)

On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

#395
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11011) - you deserved it (25176)

On 11/26/2008 at 11:21pm - misc - by Smile - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28562) - you deserved it (14180)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML

#317
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9723) - you deserved it (23465)

On 11/17/2008 at 1:02am - misc - by nightput - France (Pays de la Loire)

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

#34
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49081) - you deserved it (11636)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -



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