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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 759
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About tipsy2013 : All that you really need to know about me is that my hobbies include loving cats and drinking chocolate milk. I'm also a huge fan of mashed potatoes.

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Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML


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On 09/28/2015 at 10:32pm - animals - by Js2cool - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML


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On 09/28/2015 at 10:01pm - money - by GabyLeann - United States

Today, I surprised my 7 and 1.5 year old girls with a princess dinner. I quickly realized it was a scam when the "princesses" arrived looking more suited to a bachelor party. I was able to quickly get the girls out, but have spent the evening explaining why Pocahontas was heavily tattooed. FML

Today, my internet was out and wasn't due to be fixed until at least Tuesday. I'm a grad student with a lot of online research to do and deadlines to meet, so I desperately bought an expensive and non-returnable portable wifi hub. An hour ago, the internet came back on. FML


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On 04/03/2015 at 11:08am - work - by WiFucked (woman) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, my ex-boyfriend asked me to homecoming, in front of the whole school, knowing I have social anxiety. I was forced to say yes to not seem like an asshole. Now I can't back out. FML


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On 03/10/2015 at 4:03am - love - by TooMuchAnxiety (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML


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On 02/27/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by pregz (woman) - United States

Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML


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On 02/27/2015 at 2:14pm - misc - by boyishgirl - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boyfriend bought a new toaster. It not only pops up the bread when done, it also beeps loudly. It makes me scream in terror every single time. My boyfriend has now vowed to "Toast 'til the end of time." It's going to be a long year. FML

Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML


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On 12/25/2014 at 10:17am - intimacy - by whovian - United States (Maine)

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, my life is so boring that I started looking through my can of coins and sorting them out by year. The oldest coin I have is from 1963. FML


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On 06/20/2014 at 1:05am - misc - by Gibbster_ (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML


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On 04/30/2014 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, on my way to Burger King I got into a heated discussion with my wife about our cats. We have 15 rescues, and I've reached my limit. Guess what came running up to my car while waiting in the drive-through. We named him Pickles. FML


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On 03/20/2014 at 12:31am - animals - by cat whisperer - United States

Today, my girlfriend was telling me how sometimes things seem pretty impressive at first, but can turn out to be colossal disappointments when you try them out. "Like your cock," she bitterly finished. FML


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On 03/11/2014 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by littlefinger (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was babysitting my 4-year-old cousin. She scraped her knee, and in an attempt to cheer her up, I put a refrigerator box over my head and waddled around like a penguin. She stopped crying, but only after I fell down a flight of tile stairs. FML

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