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Today, my husband sent me a link to an article titled "5 ways you are unknowingly destroying your husband and killing your marriage." FML

Today, marks yet again another day that I've been asked if I'm autistic. No, that's just my Korean accent. Apparently I look "too white" to have one. FML


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On 09/25/2014 at 9:15pm - misc - by notautistic - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel, so I thought I would risk a naked dash to my brother's room to steal one of his. He and his friend were in the room and both agreed that I needed a "trim". FML


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On 01/06/2014 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML


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On 09/02/2012 at 2:41am - intimacy - by screamer - United States (California)

Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML


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On 08/27/2012 at 2:11am - love - by Betrayed (woman) - United States

Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used the example that you wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari. He looked me in the eye and said, "Yeah, but you're no Ferrari. More like a Prius." FML


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On 06/17/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by kitty shah - United States

Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed, followed by booing. FML


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On 06/24/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by Colbasaur - United States

Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my birthday. I was heading to class in my heels. Then, I rolled my ankle, fell down the muddy hill, pulled a leg muscle, and scratched up my knees. At least ten people saw it. I was wearing a white skirt. Happy Birthday. FML


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On 03/10/2009 at 11:16pm - misc - by birthdaygirl (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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