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Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel, so I thought I would risk a naked dash to my brother's room to steal one of his. He and his friend were in the room and both agreed that I needed a "trim". FML

#21019082
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I agree, your life sucks (48857) - you deserved it (20263)

On 01/06/2014 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML

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On 09/02/2012 at 2:41am - intimacy - by screamer - United States (California)

Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24453) - you deserved it (1946)

On 08/27/2012 at 2:11am - love - by Betrayed (woman) - United States

Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used the example that you wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari. He looked me in the eye and said, "Yeah, but you're no Ferrari. More like a Prius." FML

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On 06/17/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by kitty shah - United States

Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed, followed by booing. FML

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On 06/24/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by Colbasaur - United States

Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my birthday. I was heading to class in my heels. Then, I rolled my ankle, fell down the muddy hill, pulled a leg muscle, and scratched up my knees. At least ten people saw it. I was wearing a white skirt. Happy Birthday. FML

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On 03/10/2009 at 11:16pm - misc - by birthdaygirl (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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