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Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33315) - you deserved it (3610)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56753) - you deserved it (17940)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31451) - you deserved it (3672)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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